Questions for Dave Lister Page 2. 30/5/99
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Q. From D Fuddbauer. "Do
you mean that eating Pot Noodles and dog food was worse than kissing Arnold
Judas Rimmer full on the lips ? "
DL.
"Yes, kissing Rimmer would have been, if he'd used
tongue!"Ps is that your real surname ?
Q. From
Andy Radue. "I really enjoyed the show, I
would really like to see more Red Dwarf. Is there any word on a movie? I would
really like to see one. Also, what's it like working with Rimmer and what happened
to the original who traded places with Ace ?"
DL. "Hi
Andy. We are waiting to hear from GNP
about the movie, we should be shooting one in the Spring next year. Working
with Rimmer eh ! well it could have been worse and have no idea where he is
now. But then, who the smeg cares ?"
Q. From Megan.
"Hey, what does SMEG mean ? No one here on Earth knows"
DL. "It's
a slag word from America meaning, a lack of ones own hygiene"
Q. From
Megan. "How many times to you get asked what
smeg means ?"
DL. "You
again Megan ! Too many times. But happy to answer it"
Q. From
Gizmo. "Hello there ! This is Gizmo from Gizmo
and Bob's Red Dwarf Experience. Now I'm not sure who is reading this email.
(I am, so keep going. DL)
Do you want to join my web-ring ?
DL. "What
the smeg is a web-ring ? A place for spiders to bash the crap out of each other
! I'll think about it. I may visit other RD sites from time to time though.
"